scaredy( 二 ) _生活百科

A few items Scaredy Squirrel needs to make the Perfect Friend:
lemon, name tag, mittens, comb, morror, air freshener, toothbrush, chew toy.
How to make the Perfect First Impression:
prepare freshly squeezed lemonade
tame bad hair
brush teeth thoroughly and practice smile (check for nutty breath and food caught between teeth)
make sure name tag is visible
wear mittens to hide sweaty paws
use pine scent to smell delightful
follow the Perfect Plan

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接下来Scaredy Squirrel要准备些交朋友必备法宝：
柠檬、名字牌、手套、梳子、镜子、空气清新剂、牙刷、咀嚼玩具。
那要怎么用这些东西打造完美第一印象呢：
榨好柠檬汁
梳好头发
刷好牙并且练习好微笑（注意有没有口气、牙缝里有没有东西）
检查名字片
戴上手套藏住汗手
拿出松树味空气清新剂
执行完美计划！

The Perfect Plan
Step 1: Toss down chew toy to distract biters
Step 2: Use mirror to check hair and teeth
Step 3: Run to fountain
Step 4: Point to name tag and smile
Step 5: Offer lemonade
Step 6: Make the Perfect Friend
BUT let's say, just for example, that Scaredy Squirrel DID come face to face with a potential biter. He knows exactly what NOT to do...

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上完美计划！
第一步：扔出咀嚼玩具把咬人的家伙们吸引走
第二步：照镜子检查头发和牙齿
第三步：跑向喷泉
第四步：指出名字片并微笑
第五步：拿出柠檬水
第六步：交到完美朋友
（看见地图了么？在这一过程中，千万要小心不要和兔子说话，离食人鱼远点，小心海象，避开海狸，当然还有哥斯拉！）
不过，咱们假设、万一松鼠遇到了咬人的家伙要怎么办呢？

DO NOT show fear.
DO NOT show your fingers.
DO NOT make eye contact.
DO NOT make any loud noises.
If all else fails, PLAY DEAD...
And hand over at the Test.

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不要胆怯。
不要露手指。
不要眼神接触。
不过发出噪音。
要是以上均失败，假死。。。
并递上危险测试单。
（这份危险测试单教科书般详细地评估了对方的咬人指数。。。）

With every detail under control, Scaredy Squirrel puts the plan into action.
First he tosses the chew toy.
Then he heads down the tree.
Everything is perfect until he hears a strange sound coming from behind: SQUEEEAK!
And he realizes...

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好啦，一切尽在掌握，可以付诸实践了。
首先丢出咀嚼玩具。
然后下树。
一切完美，些时却听得身后一声奇怪的声音：吱！
他发现。。。

It's a dog!
This was NOT part of the plan!

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原来是一只狗！
这不在计划方案里啊！

The dog chases Scaredy around the bush... around the fountain... and around in circles... until Scaredy Squirrel...

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小狗追逐着小松鼠到了灌木丛。。。绕过喷泉。。。打圈圈。。。直到小松鼠。。。

Plays DEAD.
30 minutes later
1 hour later
2 hours later
After all this time Scaredy Squirrel realizes that the dog doesn't want to bite him...